Merry Christmas - here's an old shirt

OMG. From the archives of "HOW DID THIS GET PUBLISHED?" comes this article from the Houston Chronicle. It can't be a coincidence that I read this article on the same day that I read "It's Official - we've been in a recession since last December".

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/features/6141573.html

Headline = Holiday Hint: Get Creative with wrapping paper

Here's the cut-and-paste version of the article:

In these days when every penny counts, don’t waste your money on wrapping paper. There are multiple ways to wrap presents, many of which can be achieved with stuff lying around your house. Save money, think green and surprise your family and friends with gifts wrapped in one of these five alternatives: 1.A tea towel, old or new. 2.Newspaper, or any printed paper, including old maps, pages from atlases or colorful magazine pages. 3.Layers of tissue paper with leaves tucked between them. 4.Vintage fabric. 5.An old shirt. Cut the back off, wrap the shirt front around the gift and secure the sleeves on top with string.

The lowlights:

1. The tea towel, (gag), is open to being either old or new. Old or new?!

2. Tissue paper with leaves tucked inside? I don't even get it. Why do we need to go outside and pick up dirty old leaves? The tissue paper is the only suggestion that makes sense. Why ruin it with leaves?!

3. She wants me to do what with the sleeves of an old shirt? From vintage fabric (which only a chic person would have lying around their house, so I'm trusting that this option at least has potential) to tying an old shirt around a box, and then on top of that, to not even TRY to disguise that it's an old shirt, but to openly flaunt the shirtyness of it by tying the SLEEVES on top of the box?!

I expected to read an article about how to create interesting patterns with wrapping paper, or how to make your own bows instead of buying the cheap ones with the peel-off backs. Instead, I received advice on how to make my loved ones' gifts look like:

Sam doesn't even want to be near it. Even HE can tell there is something wrong with this picture.